Humor and Instructional poem

The Laundry

a poem by Jacob

Doing the laundry is an easy chore

And it is not a terrible bore

For all you really have to do

Is make sure that there is no goo

For if there’s goo then it will not gleam

And that would mean it is not clean

To get rid of the goo

All you have to do

Is spray the blooper

With the stain remover

Then you put the clothes in the washing device

Making sure to not combine the red or white

Only then you may push the start button